Though I’m usually PRETTY OKAY with keeping this blog low on misc junk, sometimes I can’t help myself and if you wanna be here JUST for art I do have an Art Only Blog Right Here!
I am workin on gettin it up to speed with my current work (I often forget that it exists) but that is an option in case you prefer to not have cat rambles on your dash!
Just yesterday I had a lady come in trying to do extreme couponing without reading the bloody coupons. “Well I guess I’ll have to shop at Kroger.” Ohhh nooo. We can’t pay you to take our wares. Whatever shall we do!?
omg always with the coupons— i hate it when i’m like “ma’am this coupon is expired” and I get them staring me dead in the eye and being like “Well you can still honor it here, right?” and i’m like LADY
omg aLL STORIES LIKE THESE REALLY—makes me wanna do an art show outta like retail quotes/stories bc gods damn
shit is insane
i wanna make a list of my favorite lines i hear from retail shoppers
my favorites being “I’m never coming back!” or “Guess I’ll have to just start shopping at [competitor store]”
GAGS I HAVE TO MAKE A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION TODAY
asexual people can:
- have sex
- decide not to have sex
- have a sex drive
- have no sex drive
- be sexually active
- not be sexually active
- enjoy sex
- dislike sex
- get physical sensation through sex
asexual people do not:
- look at someone and their body responds with ”i want you to fuck that.”
every asexual people is different. but for fucks sake, can we stop acting like asexual means celibate.