there dwells a little feral prince

all hail the prince of cats
cory : 24 : artist
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Halloween 2014 Piece is now available on my Society 6 as prints, phone cases, and HOW CUTE!! Stationary cards!

Wow!

Hashtag I’m real bad at watercolors lol
Pencil lines of Felieu sal poofers
They get more and more distressed every time I draw them 
Gonna watercolor this later

Followers Old and New Who Don’t Like My Nonsense

Though I’m usually PRETTY OKAY with keeping this blog low on misc junk, sometimes I can’t help myself and if you wanna be here JUST for art I do have an Art Only Blog Right Here!

I am workin on gettin it up to speed with my current work (I often forget that it exists) but that is an option in case you prefer to not have cat rambles on your dash!

Just yesterday I had a lady come in trying to do extreme couponing without reading the bloody coupons. “Well I guess I’ll have to shop at Kroger.” Ohhh nooo. We can’t pay you to take our wares. Whatever shall we do!?

omg always with the coupons— i hate it when i’m like “ma’am this coupon is expired” and I get them staring me dead in the eye and being like “Well you can still honor it here, right?” and i’m like LADY

omg aLL STORIES LIKE THESE REALLY—makes me wanna do an art show outta like retail quotes/stories bc gods damn

shit is insane

i wanna make a list of my favorite lines i hear from retail shoppers

my favorites being “I’m never coming back!” or “Guess I’ll have to just start shopping at [competitor store]”

GAGS I HAVE TO MAKE A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION TODAY

waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

(via 0utf0xed)

thirtymillionquid:

asexual people can:

  • have sex
  • decide not to have sex
  • have a sex drive
  • have no sex drive
  • be sexually active
  • not be sexually active
  • enjoy sex
  • dislike sex
  • get physical sensation through sex

asexual people do not:

  • look at someone and their body responds with ”i want you to fuck that.”

every asexual people is different. but for fucks sake, can we stop acting like asexual means celibate. 

(via thezombieaddict)

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